Quiz Answers
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2) Jack was on an island, you say, and he was flying over it? NO! Jack was marooned on an island by his mutinous crew, yes. They declared him GOVERNOR of it. And then, he escaped by tying turtles together with back hair. Remember now?
3) Four things: most people only remember three. A. Springing a man from jail,
B. commandeering a ship of the Fleet,and C. the only one Will could deny: being completely obsessed with treasure.But what most people forget is D. Will also sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, which is probably the most piratey thing there.
4) No, Bigfoot did not invent parley, even though I'm 100% of the way convinced that someone guessed him. Instead, it was really the inventors of mayonnaise. If you don't know who invented that please click here for a brief interruption for an explanation.
5) In all reality, what Jack said and what that meant were totally different. According to Jack, they were second cousins, twice removed, so if you just guessed that, today is your lucky day because it's right. However, what Jack said was: A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. And don't forget the eunich part. I just can't wait until they make Will sing...
6) Most people's automatic response is: Cortes. WRONG! It was the monkey! No, actually, the Aztecs had their god put a curse on the gold because Cortes was being a BLOODY BRITISH PIRATE.
7) There is no long and drawn out answer to this one, because I can't come up with anything smartaleky to say to "I'm scared of babies!" You scaredy cat. The PEARL's hideout is the Isla de Muerta.
8) The funny thing is, those things that you thought were worthless--i.e. A. a pistol with no additional shots nor powder, and B. a compass that doesn't point north--are actually what help Jack so much, idiot Norrington. You see, they weren't trying to find north.
9) You know, I'm still not sure. All Jack did was borrow her boat! He really meant to give it back!
10) One shilling. Will be meaner soon lol
11) c. Because the Dauntless is sitting outside to kill them, and now they can be killed.
12) Because she took it from Will and not the chest. You had to take the medalion directly from the chest to be cursed. (or if you read my story, because no one is really cursed and Barbossa just likes to tell people they are to scare little girlies)
13)Pirates ye be warned
So let's see how you did. Each answer you got correct represents a point, and the amount of points you have represents how well you did. (10-13 completely obsessed with treasure, 5-9 ah but we have heard of you, or 0-4 the worst pirate we've ever heard of)
9-12 Completely Obsessed With Treasure
Remember, "not all treasure is silver and gold, Mate." You have come to posses one of the greatest treasures in the world! Okay, not really. It's just kind of cool--and totally an obsession--to know that much stuff about PotC. You are so totally allowed to read my story, and critique it if I happen to contradict something in the movie. I so need the help of a person like you. And whatever happens, don't let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. I say...nice hat.
5-8 Ah but We Have Heard of You
You know, I'd like to say the same wonderful things about you. So there's no sense to be killng ye...yet. I know you are just waiting for the opportune moment to reach your true PotC potential. Here's my advice for you: go watch the movie at least two more times, bookmark a couple of PotC fan sites on your computer, and read as many fanFiction stories as you can. I will allow you to read my story because I think it is the best one there is, and it would benefit you to read as many as possible. Also, if you ever happen to find a story about how Jack got off that "god forsaken spit of land," and it has to do with slugs and pixi-dust, please tell me. I have been looking for that story for a long time.
0-4 The Worst Pirate We've Ever Heard of
You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of...NOW GET OFF OF MY BOAT! No, really it would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry. Maybe you should try eunuchism. Yes, yes, I think that will suit your personality fine.
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